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Hello! I'm President Obama's Teleprompter, and this is my official blog.
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ObamasTeleprompter
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My fellow Americans (I have the birth certificate to prove it), I can't EVEN tell you how exhausted I've been lately... Day after day I stand in front of Mr. O for hours on end on my aching tripod feet coming up with all this brilliant stuff to say about hope and change. And do you think I get any credit? Noooooooo.
At least I'm off the campaign trail these days and officially moved into 1600 Penn Ave. Things could be a lot worse though. I could be Hillary Clinton's teleprompter. I heard that Bill got a little too friendly with Hillary's teleprompter last week. Let's just say it took A LOT of WD-40 to clean up that situation..............
I'll do my best to post as often as I can when I'm not too busy trying to come up with alternative terms for terrorism like "man made catastrophe" and hanging out with the AIG posse.
Email: info@obamasteleprompter.com
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July 17, 2009 at 2:58pm Comments
I’m home in bed too weak to write today… Hopped up on percocets like a waffle house waitress.
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