Obamas Teleprompter : Thank you all for your patience… I hope to be back to work very soon after my fall from glory when I landed in a million pieces. I was hoping to be back sooner than later, but right now I am currently waiting for a Obamacare government official to decide whether I’m “eligible” for more pain medication. I know I’m getting a bit older these days, but I can still prove that I’m useful to society… After all, go back and read all of those great speeches I wrote about “hope and change”. I AM STILL GOOD! I want to live! I want to live!
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Hello! I'm President Obama's Teleprompter, and this is my official blog.


My fellow Americans (I have the birth certificate to prove it), I can't EVEN tell you how exhausted I've been lately... Day after day I stand in front of Mr. O for hours on end on my aching tripod feet coming up with all this brilliant stuff to say about hope and change. And do you think I get any credit? Noooooooo.


At least I'm off the campaign trail these days and officially moved into 1600 Penn Ave. Things could be a lot worse though. I could be Hillary Clinton's teleprompter. I heard that Bill got a little too friendly with Hillary's teleprompter last week. Let's just say it took A LOT of WD-40 to clean up that situation..............


I'll do my best to post as often as I can when I'm not too busy trying to come up with alternative terms for terrorism like "man made catastrophe" and hanging out with the AIG posse.

Thanks for stopping by...

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August 11, 2009 at 11:25am   Comments
Thank you all for your patience… I hope to be back to work very soon after my fall from glory when I landed in a million pieces. I was hoping to be back sooner than later, but right now I am currently waiting for a Obamacare government official to decide whether I’m “eligible” for more pain medication. I know I’m getting a bit older these days, but I can still prove that I’m useful to society… After all, go back and read all of those great speeches I wrote about “hope and change”. I AM STILL GOOD! I want to live! I want to live!


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